lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon


puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu

puretuba:

im-australia:

i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day

dimma desu


hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work


gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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(Source: raidoucoolzunoha)


assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.


kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

(Source: itssexualhour)


awkward-fallen-angel:

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

i would love to see this Spider-Man

(Source: breakourbones)


(Source: teenagenicks)


Dandy has his mind set.

(Source: my-kokoro-just-brokoro)


someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve)